Jul 19 2007
While You Were Sleeping…
Dear Blog,
While you were sleeping, so much happened. When you fell sick, amazing people jumped in to help rescue you. CableGirl and Shaz both offered support and advice. Then Luisa came along and volunteered her expert friend Radioactive Jam and though he’d never met you before he was willing to drop everything to be at your beck and call. And then all of a sudden, out of no where, Elizabeth arrived on the scene and through her expert analysis, she discovered that you had some troubles deep down inside and that major surgery would be required. Elizabeth was, before this, a total stranger, but as a true Good Samaritan, she spend hours bandaging your wounds and finding the source of your anguish. She knew that it was time to put you out, but only for a little while. It was at this point that you were left comatose, barely surviving, and not functioning at all.
While you were sleeping, other blogs kept working. They wrote wonderful things. You’re so behind on all those posts, I don’t know how you’ll ever catch up. You were tagged with awards and memes and I don’t know when you might get to them, but wasn’t it nice of people to think of you!!! However, there are three posts of which you must be made aware: Both Jenn in Holland and Soccer Mom In Denial awarded you with the Schmoozer award. They even had a tiff over which one would be able to award you, and then amicably decided that they both would! I know that you can hardly believe that anyone would make such a fuss over you, but they did! And then Momma’s World is holding a contest for some incredible Elizabeth Arden products which must be entered soon, because the first drawing is coming up on July 23! Anyone who wants to enter can, so you’d better hurry over there.
Sadly, dear Blog, you have lost your memory. We truly hope that this is a temporary situation. Your posts and your comments are currently being stored here. The doctors are working feverishly to help bring your memory back. (And, while I confess that I did post over there once or twice, please do not consider it cheating. I needed to post somewhere. I’m only human, right? But it meant nothing to me. I was thinking of you the whole time, I swear!)
In the meantime, dear Blog, please know how worried I was–how much I missed you, how I fretted over you. I’m so grateful to have you back. And while you’re not quite looking like your old self yet, please know that we’ll be working together over the next few days to make you as good as new. And don’t you ever frighten me like this again, dear Blog!! You have come to mean so much to me–not just as an “addiction” but as the source whereby I have come to know so many amazing people and have made lasting connections with new-found loved ones.
I love you, dear Blog.
Love,
Brillig
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